“I have an asset that, thus far, had been impossible to monetize for reasons you never want to know. I, however, was in need of major monetization, and time was running out. Then I was introduced to US Commercial Funding. Just like that, impossible changed to difficult, but we can definitely handle it My loan was approved overnight. Along the way to the Closing though we encountered unexpected opposition – formidable opposition on paper, and formidable opposition in the flesh. But what suddenly threatened to turn into obstacles from Hell quickly changed to don’t worry, we’ve seen worse. Then, one by one, Humberto,
Michelle, and Richard shot the opposition down, using  impeccable business know-how as well as near endless patience for artillery. And each time I was wounded by our adversaries, US Commercial Funding helped me get back up again, going far and beyond the norm, everyday life situations included. If you, at
this point, still think hard money is associated with hard people, think again.
The Closing, when it happened at last, was beyond exhilarating. It felt unreal.  By the way, US Commercial Funding’s terms are excellent. In fact, their terms are well below market
rate. And have I mentioned the tequila I received the day following the Closing? My favorite brand, no less.
So before you pick up the phone, you better make sure you are worthy of my new friends’ amazing funding services.